Coldmash.com Blogs » healthcare http://coldmash.com Shut up and make some news! Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:03:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Max Baucus Reveals He is Really Bacchus, God of Wine, Speaks Drunk on Senate Floor http://coldmash.com/blog/2009/12/28/max-baucus-reveals-he-is-really-bacchus-god-of-wine-speaks-drunk-on-senate-floor/ http://coldmash.com/blog/2009/12/28/max-baucus-reveals-he-is-really-bacchus-god-of-wine-speaks-drunk-on-senate-floor/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:09:43 +0000 admin http://coldmash.com/?p=1113

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Senator Max Baucus shocked the world last week when he revealed that he is actually Bacchus, the Roman God of Wine.  Senator Baucus is actually the secret identity taken by Bacchus, as he has wandered the world experience life among mortals.

“Yesh, it’sh true,” said Bacchus.  “I am really Bathus the God of Wines.  And thersh jush one think I want.  Other than wine of coursh.  And that’s helf care.  Wine drunkersh have needs for helf care.  Lotsh of needs.  And that means helf care is, uh, a uh, ist needs to get done.  Now I’m off to Napa.”

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