Pelosi Wants Stimulus for Obama Ego After Election, Too Big to Fail
Nancy Pelosi held a press conference this morning after losing two big governor elections to the Republicans on Tuesday. She expressed extreme concern about President Obama’s ego.
“This is a critical time for the president’s ego,” said Pelosi. “Without an emergency stimulus package, we risk a failure of his ego on a massive scale. And like GM and AIG, his ego is just too big for us to afford to let it fail. I am working with Harry Reid in the Senate to propose a stimulus package that will be targeted at shoring up President Obama’s ego and setting us back on the right path. This proposed $350 billion stimulus package will focus on areas like bribing the Academy so that the president is guaranteed to win an Oscar, funding ACORN in key areas that need help to elect Democrats, paying will.i.am to write another cool song about Obama, and buying up all of the advertising slots on the Rush Limbaugh program to balance Rush’s attacks. We must act now, now, NOW! If the president’s ego is allowed to fail, the results will be catastrophic for our country. I’m hopeful that both parties can work together for a bipartisan package, but I am not holding my breath that Republicans have the country’s best interests at heart.”
