Anita Dunn Leaves White House Post to Study Mao in China

Anita Dunn, White House Communications Advisor, resigned this week in order to focus her time in China studying her favorite political strategist, Mao.  Since Dunn is also the main attacker in the White House against Fox News, the Obama Administration is considering Michael Moore as her replacement.

“I just needed to pursue my dream of learning as much as possible about my political hero, Mao Zedong,” said Dunn.  “I was too distracted with my attacks on Fox News to really focus on my passion.  Some day I will know enough about this man to really make an impact in the world.  I hope to return to the Obama Administration before the end of his first term so that I can assist in murdering over 20 million tea party participants who are getting in the way of his agenda.  I am confident that relocating to China will give me the insight I need to be successful.”

Flashback: Anita Dunn chided by Obama after initial remarks about Mao.

Obama Chides Anita Dunn on Mao Comments