Kim Jong Il Steps Down After Stongly Worded Letter From Obama

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North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, announced today that he is stepping down after receiving a strongly worded letter from President Obama.

“It is time for me to relinquish control of North Korea,” said Kim Jong Il through a translator.  “Mr. Obama sent me the most strongly worded letter I have ever received.  Honestly, I’m quite terrified.  And I’m not sure I would survive another such letter. I have finally met my match”

President Obama was pleased with the results.  “This further proves that peace can be achieved without the military.  My words carry power.  And that power can be quite powerful.  Iran will be getting a letter soon if they are not careful.”