Sandy Berger Responsible for Stealing Climategate Documents in Underpants

Investigators announced that Sandy Berger has now been identified as the individual responsible for stealing and leaking the Climategate emails showing that climate scientists have been lying about scientific data, subverting the peer review process, and being smug wankers.

Mr. Berger visited the CRU earlier this year and managed to hide the data files in his underpants and remove them from the building.  Investigators speculate that the reason he stole the information was because he is loyal to the Clintons and thus hates Al Gore.  Berger was caught after Al Gore tracked down the files online, which he is able to do since he invented the Internet and knows his way around pretty well.

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