Obama Sends a Nervous Biden to Hunt Thanksgiving Turkey with Dick Cheney
The White House announced that Vice President Joe Biden has been chosen with the task of hunting a fresh turkey for the White House Thanksgiving feast. President Obama asked the former Vice President Dick Cheney to join Biden in the hunt.
“Contrary to the chatter out there, I am not trying to get rid of Vice President Biden,” said President Obama. “Dick Cheney has a significant amount of hunting experience, and it only makes sense that he join Joe in this important task. Two vice presidents going turkey hunting. I think it’s a great story.”
Biden appeared a bit concerned by the President’s request. “I’ve been on my best behavior for a few weeks now,” said Biden. “I think President Obama was really just trying to give me some assistance hunting a turkey. I’m sure everything will be fine. I have a flak jacket.”
Dick Cheney says he is looking forward to the outing. “Oh, this is just going to be a fun time,” said Cheney. “Joe and I go way back, so there’s nothing to worry about. Although, I do have some concerns about whether I can tell the difference between Joe and the turkey.”
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