Climate Scientists Use Jedi Mind Trick to Cover Up Email Scandal
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After a hacker managed to penetrate the email system at the University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit and disclose thousands of emails that show collusion, falsified research and intimidation of skeptics, the climate warriors have unleashed a Jedi to set their agenda back on track.
“These are not the emails you are looking for,” said Master Ono Won Kyoto. “The emails you seek prove global warming is real. Move along.”
Only three news outlets worldwide reported on the scandal, so the Jedi had a very small audience to convince. Scientists believe the Jedi mind trick was effective and plan to continue disrupting the world economy to land further research funding for their projects.
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