Pelosi Says 5 Year Prison Term and $250k Fine for No Health Insurance was Botched Joke

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Republicans highlighted today that the new health reform bill includes a stiff penalty for people not purchasing a $15,000 health insurance policy.   That penalty includes 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.  Nancy Pelosi quickly went on the offensive against Republicans and claimed the fines and prison were just a botched joke.

“Of course I’m sorry about a botched joke,” said Pelosi.  “You think I like botched jokes?  I mean, you know, it’s pretty stupid.  But the Republicans know full well it was a botched joke.  Let me make it crystal clear, as crystal clear as I know how.  I apologize to no one for my criticism of the Republicans and their broken health care policy.  Their attempt to distort my true statement is a remarkable testament to their abject failure in making America healthy.”

Republican leaders were in prison for not having “adequate” health care and could not be reached for comment.

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