ACLU Concerned Over Gitmo Suicides; Suicide Bombing Okay
GITMO, Cuba — The ACLU expressed grave concerns over three recent suicides by terrorists at Guantanamo Bay prison. The prisoners used makeshift ropes to hang themselves.
"This is so upseting on so many levels," said Libby Crackers of the ACLU. "Obviously, the gourmet meals, access to the Koran, and entertainment really got to them. We take serious issue with terrorist prisoners committing suicide, and the United States government should pay dearly for this. If they are going to allow these individuals to commit suicide, they need to be culturally sensitive and supply them with bomb vests to do so properly. We’ll be filing a court motion tomorrow."
