Boxer Cries Over Zarqawi Death
SACRAMENTO, California — Barbara Boxer held a press conference announcing the death of Al Qaeda terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and cried uncontrollably.
"I’m sorry to be so emotional," said Boxer. "Not only does his death mean the Republicans have a victory to tout in the war on freedom fighters, but it is a huge blow to the 2008 Democratic presidential ticket. He was a front runner for Hillary’s running mate. Now we can only hope that bin Laden resurfaces or our attorneys win Saddam Hussein’s trial to free him up for the ticket."
