Congresswoman McKinney Assaults Capitol Police Officer, First Aggressive Move by a Democrat in Years
CAPITOL HILL — Communist Democratic Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney assaulted a Capitol police officer after he stopped her for passing a security checkpoint without her badge that identified her as a member of Congress. The aggressive action by the crazy-eyed congresswoman shocked both Republicans and Democrats.
"We’re passive," said Nancy Pelosi. "Democrats just don’t do that kind of thing. We don’t hurt terrorists. We don’t defend ourselves with guns from criminals. We don’t use force to free people who are being tortured and murdered abroad. This is all a little confusing to me."
"I know this might not seem normal," said McKinney. "But this wasn’t a normal situation. You see, I hate Americans. Especially Americans who are in the armed services or work on the police force. While I would normally cry and wet my pants if a terrorist or criminal confronted me, this was different. When a police officer who protects and serves this country confronted me, I just became enraged and had to strike out. And I can’t believe he had the nerve to actually stop me. Sure, I wasn’t wearing an identifying pin, but everyone should know who I am. Everyone."
