Immigration Bill Passed to Lure Out Illegals in Protests

MEXICO, America — Secret documents show that Congress passed HR 4437 not to put new immigration laws on the books, but instead to lure out illegal aliens across the country for deportation.  When millions of illegal immigrants came out to protest a bill that made it illegal for them to illegally enter the country against the law and in violation of legal statutes, border patrol agents showed up with buses to haul the protesters back to Mexico.

"We deported about 3 million of the 15 million or so illegals in the past couple of days," said one agent.  "I was shocked at the numbers.  We were running the buses to the border non-stop.  If they pass two or three more immigration bills like this, we should be able to lure the rest of them out and send them back home."