Missing Iraq Weapons Story Finally Found! In Sandy Berger's Underpants
NEW YORK, New York — The infamous Iraq missing weapons story that was published just before the 2004 presidential election that suddenly vanished has finally been found. The story was discovered in Sandy Berger’s underpants with parts also stuffed into his socks.
"We finally found this lost story," said a New York Times spokesperson. "See? We didn’t just publish this story with the sole intention of destroying George Bush just before the election. It was in Sandy Berger’s underpants the whole time. It’s kind of late to republish it now, so we’re going to put this thing to rest."
