Student Who Taped Anti-American High School Teacher Really Part of NSA Spy Program

Bennish AURORA, Colorado — Sean Allen, a high school student who taped his teacher comparing Bush to Hitler and making anti-American comments, has now been outed as a part of the secret NSA program for tracking al Qaeda domestically.

"This is an outrage," said Senator John Kerry.  "I can’t believe that the Bush Administration would expand this NSA program to wiretapping al Qaeda suspects in the classrooms of our high schools.  I have a plan to bring this practice to an end.  You can find the plan on my website.  In great detail."

When a Bush Administration official was asked if he heard about John Kerry’s comments, he responded that he indeed had heard them.  Adding that John Kerry has been wiretapped as an al Qaeda suspect, so he hears about everything John Kerry says.

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