Harvard Pursues OBL After Yale Admits Former Taliban
BOSTON, Massachusetts — After discovering that Yale has admitted a former prominent Taliban spokesman, Harvard has announced plans to admit Osama bin Laden as a student. In fact, it has now been learned that Harvard president, Larry Summers, was forced to resign from Harvard over the embarrassment of Yale landing a prominent terrorist representative before they did.
"We’re going after the big dog," said Harvard spokesman, Rick Odlid. "Osama will be a Harvard student soon, and we’ll show up those damn Yalies. I understand that the INS has already approved his visa, and we can’t wait to have him on our campus. Our professors believe they have as much to learn from him as he has to learn from them."
