Stunned Brokeback Producers Start Work on New Movie
HOLLYWOOD, California — The creators of Brokeback Mountain were shocked at the Academy Awards when they got only three Oscars, the same number as King Kong. The disappointed producers have already announced their plans for a new movie that they hope will have a better chance of sweeping the Oscars.
"We’ve decided to quickly produce a gay gorilla movie in time for next year’s Oscars," said a Brokeback representative. "I believe the title will be Silverback Mountain. We haven’t decided if it will be about two male gorillas who leave their spouses for a romp in the jungle, or if it will be about an enormous male gorilla named Queen Kong who falls in love with a beautiful young man. I’m hopeful that we can land Tom Cruise for the beautiful young man character if we go that direction. We might throw in some racism stereotypes like that damn Crash movie just to further increase our chances."
